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bulby_g
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 Posted - 2006/07/17 : 16:00:46
quote:
Originally posted by dj baptist:
whats black and got 27 tits?
a binbag outside a breast cancer clinic
what kind of file is used to make a 10mm hole
into a 40mm hole?
a peadophile hahaha
safeout peeps
*edit* Why isn't this twat still banned?
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SlimeShady
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 Posted - 2006/07/17 : 16:03:08
^^Heard it before but still a good joke. *Edit - Jessie's
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing"
After casting about for a suitable pearl
He kept messing about and created a girl
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender
Round, slim and firm and ever so tender
Two lovely hips to increase his desire
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you
Soft, cascading hair, hung down over her shoulder
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing
Then he added a mouth, ruined the whole damn thing!
Must agree with most peeps on here...
Baptist needs to go throw himself in the canal (with several tonnes of concrete)
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kathryn
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Posted - 2006/07/18 : 12:20:41
quote:
Originally posted by bulby_g:
quote:
Originally posted by dj baptist:
whats black and got 27 tits?
a binbag outside a breast cancer clinic
what kind of file is used to make a 10mm hole
into a 40mm hole?
a peadophile hahaha
safeout peeps
*edit* Why isn't this twat still banned?
weres Silver am telling you he is fooking sick!
Baptist get the fook outta here! 
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bristolboy05
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Posted - 2006/07/18 : 18:31:04
quote:
Originally posted by dj baptist:
whats black and got 27 tits?
a binbag outside a breast cancer clinic
what kind of file is used to make a 10mm hole
into a 40mm hole?
a peadophile hahaha
safeout peeps
yeah i herd they when i was in year 6, there years old !!!
wunt funny then and aint funny now
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Charco
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Posted - 2006/07/18 : 19:10:20
A drunk is showing a few mates around his new flat.
After going through all the rooms they end up in the bedroom.
His mate asks: "Why do you have a huge gong on the wall?"
He replies: "That's not a gong...It's a talking clock!"
"How does it work then?" His mate asks, So the drunk lifts the hammer and hits the gong with an ear-crushing bang.
Suddenly, from the other side of the wall someone shouts.. "For F**Ks sake you prick...It's 3.30am!!"
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SlimeShady
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 Posted - 2006/07/19 : 22:12:19
Not exactly a joke but I thought it would make you laugh.
After all the comments made on here about a certain DJ Rankin, I put his name in my search engine and it came back with...
'Your browser has encountered a fault and will have to shut down'
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jenks
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Posted - 2006/07/19 : 22:46:22
This is probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen, its hilarious on its own but when you listen to the sounds it is funny as ****
http://my.break.com/Media/View.aspx?ContentID=129152&ChannelName=movies
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Righteous9
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Posted - 2006/07/20 : 16:55:59
Okay so this dealer I know says if you do this job for me I'll give you anything you want. I said how bout a Porshe... I did the job and I go back to him and he drops a pill in my hand and is like "don't drive with it..."
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Righteous9
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Posted - 2006/07/20 : 17:26:51
What's wrong with DJ Baptist's jokes? Grimey!
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1up
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Posted - 2006/07/20 : 17:30:28
quote:
Originally posted by jenks:
This is probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen, its hilarious on its own but when you listen to the sounds it is funny as ****
http://my.break.com/Media/View.aspx?ContentID=129152&ChannelName=movies
dude thats grotty but its damn funny how they react and the poop splat on the walls 
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kathryn
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Posted - 2006/07/21 : 12:09:49
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk 
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1up
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Posted - 2006/07/21 : 14:13:46
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn:
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
hahahahahahhaahhaahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahah pop!
what do butterflies sleep on? catterpillows! hahahahaha
why are pirates pirates? because they arrrrrr!
LOL the stupid silly billy jokes. funny to laugh at the lameness of it =D
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kathryn
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Posted - 2006/07/24 : 12:16:27
quote:
Originally posted by 1up:
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn:
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
hahahahahahhaahhaahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahah pop!
what do butterflies sleep on? catterpillows! hahahahaha
why are pirates pirates? because they arrrrrr!
LOL the stupid silly billy jokes. funny to laugh at the lameness of it =D
what do you call a spider with no legs?
A currant
Why do bees hum?
cos they dont know the words 
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eLASTIC
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Posted - 2006/07/24 : 14:47:57
LOL my mate came up with this one:
Whats worst than silicon tits?
A cardboard box ; )
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Chris Goldfinger
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Posted - 2006/07/24 : 15:53:05
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Originally posted by eLASTIC:
LOL my mate came up with this one:
Whats worst than silicon tits?
A cardboard box ; )
I hope u slapped him for telling you that cause thts crap
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