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Hirschi
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 Posted - 2012/02/16 : 13:17:20
Women are men's fuel (in most cases). Time tells if it's used for voyages behond imagination or spilling it over your head, set you on fire and endure a painful screaming death.
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Hard2Get
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Posted - 2012/02/16 : 13:47:09
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Originally posted by m0nst3r:
appreciate us for we has teh bewbs!
:D
And we have teh cock.
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DJ Lawlzy
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Canada
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Posted - 2012/02/16 : 16:21:07
Wow whoever made that comic:
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djDMS
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Posted - 2012/02/16 : 17:48:24
Ironic that a thread about women ends up with men bitching, even the mention of the fairer sex turns everything into a testosterfest!
I think women, individually, are fantastic. However, in groups of 2 or more, they display evil comparable to Hitler, Genghis Khan and Microsoft all rolled into one!
That said, i couldn't do without them. I work mostly with women, 90% of who answer to me (which is fun). And of course, my long suffering wife who has managed to put up with me being the general twat i am for years (and saw the funny side of me buying her a kettle for valentine's day).
So yes, i'm in favour of women. Particularly fit ones with few morals - like more female versions of Jay.
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HighInDaSky
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Japan
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Posted - 2012/02/16 : 18:16:40
Their skin/meat is so soft :D
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Hard2Get
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2012/02/16 : 19:24:00
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Originally posted by HighInDaSky:
Their skin/meat is so soft :D
LOL.
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TheOneNOnly
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United States
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Posted - 2012/02/16 : 20:09:35
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Originally posted by djDMS:
That said, i couldn't do without them. I work mostly with women, 90% of who answer to me (which is fun).
Besides me and the manager I am the only dude within the store. It sucks when it's the end of the month.
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Ionosphere
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2012/02/16 : 22:40:13
I like women. They're alright....
What I've yet to fully understand, with women that I'm close to, is how their brains develop an 'auto-translator'.
My command of the English language is fairly acute and, to avoid any possible misunderstanding, I take great care in what I say and remember the words I use, verbatim.
How then is it possible for a woman, with good hearing, to believe that I said something completely different to that which I actually said?
Are they constantly 'reading between the lines' to detect any hidden slight to the extent that they don't actually listen to what I say?
I should point out that whilst I'm not perfect I am straight talking and to the point, not sly, picky, devious etc.
....wtf?
Anyone?
P.S.
I know that sarcasm doesn't work that well on the internet but I never use it when talking to my beloved.
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DJ Lawlzy
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Canada
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Posted - 2012/02/16 : 23:13:23
Ionosphere it would help if you actually posted a word-for-word example of what you're talking about.
Also RE: the OP's post on "malleable": the definition that immediately comes to mind is "easily shaped, influenced or controlled." Dude I would hope that's not what you mean? :X
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Future_Shock
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Posted - 2012/02/16 : 23:34:58
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Originally posted by DJ Lawlzy:
Ionosphere it would help if you actually posted a word-for-word example of what you're talking about.
Also RE: the OP's post on "malleable": the definition that immediately comes to mind is "easily shaped, influenced or controlled." Dude I would hope that's not what you mean? :X
It was a sexual.reference to in general how bendy and flexible they are.
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DJ Lawlzy
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Posted - 2012/02/17 : 00:06:58
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Originally posted by Andy_Influx:
quote:
Originally posted by DJ Lawlzy:
Ionosphere it would help if you actually posted a word-for-word example of what you're talking about.
Also RE: the OP's post on "malleable": the definition that immediately comes to mind is "easily shaped, influenced or controlled." Dude I would hope that's not what you mean? :X
It was a sexual.reference to in general how bendy and flexible they are.
Jesus Tanya.
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Those words have made more sense, it just wasn't clear so I brought it up for clarification. There's no need for Jesus Tanyas.
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Charco
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Posted - 2012/02/20 : 13:02:53
What I like about women is what I see in my wife.
-Attractive, smart, likes good music, has a laugh, knows the importance of doing things together and separately, smells good, doesn't wear a lot of make-up, works hard and plays harder and all the individual habits.
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Lilark
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Posted - 2012/02/20 : 21:29:59
I only really know of myself and Lawlzy as far as active females on the forum.
FINALLY SOME RESPECT MAN. Nah I kid, but how is being stupid with technology attractive? xD It's interesting to see what some guys find cute, while others hate.
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jimnicricket
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Posted - 2012/02/20 : 22:04:17
eeps I tell you ...eeps ~
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Ionosphere
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Posted - 2012/02/20 : 22:04:46
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Originally posted by DJ Lawlzy:
Ionosphere it would help if you actually posted a word-for-word example of what you're talking about.
Mmnnm.... *thinks*
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