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weba_d
Advanced Member
Australia
789 posts
Joined: Jun, 2002
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 Posted - 2002/07/01 : 01:45:24
you's are all about as useless as an arse pocket on a singlet
WEBA D
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HaPPy i LuV Da HaRdCorE
Average Member
Australia
162 posts
Joined: Jan, 2002
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Posted - 2002/07/01 : 04:13:04
??? so he then jumped up and did the chicken dance around the room whilst listening to the neighbour's yelling at the kangaroo, he then got dressed and quickly bought himself a bottle of...
Aim for the moon, even if u miss you'll land among the stars...
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Aim for the moon, even if u miss you'll land among the stars...
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Aces High
Starting Member
United Kingdom
1 post
Joined: Jul, 2002
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Posted - 2002/07/01 : 06:12:01
Russian Vodka and a packet of Jaffa cakes to compliment each other!
Learn from other people's mistakes, lifes too short to make them all yourself!
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Learn from other people's mistakes, lifes too short to make them all yourself!
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Vinylpusher
New Member
Australia
29 posts
Joined: Jun, 2002
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Posted - 2002/07/01 : 16:54:37
...and then his friend the stump came in and said he had important news " i have just returned from FAR-Q and have brought news of the highest urgency in reference to the duck candle stick and three man....
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HaPPy i LuV Da HaRdCorE
Average Member
Australia
162 posts
Joined: Jan, 2002
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Posted - 2002/07/02 : 00:31:35
...hammock which is believed to have been stolen from the local hammock's R us shop. Please if u have any information send it to...
Aim for the moon, even if u miss you'll land among the stars...
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Aim for the moon, even if u miss you'll land among the stars...
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1xtcraver
New Member
United Kingdom
50 posts
Joined: Jun, 2002
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Posted - 2002/07/02 : 02:43:37
[email protected] your name will remain annonomus and a 2 complimentery trees will be sent to hang a hammock in. alternatively..
Point it at your temple with the intent to kill
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HaPPy i LuV Da HaRdCorE
Average Member
Australia
162 posts
Joined: Jan, 2002
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Posted - 2002/07/02 : 19:54:57
...you could decide that going out on that saturday night wasnt such a good idea. So you get in a phone booth and spin back in time and start again.
Its Saturday night and everybody was getting ready to go...
Aim for the moon, even if u miss you'll land among the stars...
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Simon
Advanced Member
Belgium
5,001 posts
Joined: Dec, 2001
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Posted - 2002/07/03 : 00:24:20
.....the local pub when suddenly from out of no where appeared a......
Sy.
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Weird Fish
Senior Member
Aruba
437 posts
Joined: Apr, 2002
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Posted - 2002/07/03 : 13:10:50
...an easter bunny with some easter eggs...
I'm 41,47727272727273 % insane!!!
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xxxFRIARxxx
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United States
68 posts
Joined: Feb, 2002
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Posted - 2002/07/03 : 21:11:37
When all of the sudden, the easter bunny starts throwing up blood. After being questioned, it was found out that the easter bunny has OD'd on...
The early bird gets the worm.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
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The early bird gets the worm.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
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terry6680
Average Member
United Kingdom
179 posts
Joined: Feb, 2002
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Posted - 2002/07/04 : 00:27:45
on his own special concoction of coke in chocolate easter eggs which he was selling to...
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terry6680
Average Member
United Kingdom
179 posts
Joined: Feb, 2002
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Posted - 2002/07/05 : 05:28:19
his own reflection in the mirror that he was standing in front of, which caused a paradox that resulted in the whole universe collapsing on itself and disapearing into oblivion! and that was the end of this story!
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djmonoxide
Junior Member
United States
128 posts
Joined: Jul, 2001
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Posted - 2002/07/05 : 09:16:21
Or so you thought! Before the universe collapsed all the HHC lovers were transported to another universe where...
I used to be a raver, used to take lots of E. Now I just smoke weed, and you know I will Succeed. :)
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DJ Mouse
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
2,687 posts
Joined: Jul, 2001
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Posted - 2002/07/05 : 09:34:10
everyone lived in toytown with hardcore blasting out of cars,houses, and nightclubs featuring dj's....
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"Don't frown when someone annoys you, it uses 42 muscles. Bitch-slap the fu©ker, it only uses 4"
DJ Mouse
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djmonoxide
Junior Member
United States
128 posts
Joined: Jul, 2001
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Posted - 2002/07/05 : 09:37:41
Spree w/ MC ADB, Sy, Brisk, Ham, Dougal, and DJ Monoxide who were all...
I used to be a raver, used to take lots of E. Now I just smoke weed, and you know I will Succeed. :)
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