d.j.t.c
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 Posted - 2006/02/16 : 16:07:21
Story by Inviting Bumps
Shock swept the airwaves yesterday when it was revealed that dj's on the legendary Eruption 101.3FM had been involved in unisexual orgies in the studio. The dj's - who cannot be named for legal reasons - would wait until they were alone and then perform depraved acts upon themselves using the studio mobile.
One dj in particular, who plays at 8-10pm on Thursday evenings, made references on air to his prowess, claiming to use the mobile to play 92-93 tunes in order to help him reach ecstasy. He obscenely referred to his exploits as "hardcore at its finest". He even invites people to hear his illicit unisex sessions at http://core-host.net/radio/eruption_stream1.pls
A spokesperson for Eruption FM said "These allegations are ridiculous. Although thinking about it, they're probably true. Most of the dj's on this station have a face only a mother could love...and even she would struggle. No wonder they resort to bashing one out."
Late claims that this was all a load of bollocks because the radio management were too tight-fisted to buy a decent mobile with a vibrate on it were still unconfirmed last night.
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