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1up
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 Posted - 2005/04/13 : 14:52:33
what does a wombat do in its spare time?
eats roots and leaves
ahahah....get it??
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Stony McTony
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Posted - 2005/04/13 : 22:26:58
once me n a chap i used to know were sat in class (after doing all of our work mite i add) listening to a bit of music when this fat ass balding sweaty as fcuk supply teacher walked up and told us to turn the music off, we explained, politely and in a calm manner, that we had done all our work and wernt disturbing anyone (cos thats the kinda polite thoughtful kids we were) the teacher insisted tho so after we turned it off n he'd turned round an taken a step towards the front of my class my buddy says in a very clear voice "your the reason i hate fat people" newhos as these things go teacher turned round and stared straight at me, i jus smiled :P
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Cyberpunk
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Posted - 2005/04/14 : 01:01:50
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Originally posted by Squishy Star:
heh...i probably would have laughed too.
your not the only cruel one.
hmm...lately people would just blurt out, "I'm HUNGRY!" when the teacher would take a pause for a second.
i hate when it's totally quiet and out of no where i remember something funny and burst out laughing.
I do the exct same thing. I dunno how it happends but I think thats pretty random.
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Entity
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Posted - 2005/04/14 : 14:04:24
Maybe not so much random, but one of the funniest things that I can remember was waaay back when I was in maths class at school, and I got the word "vertices" somehow confused with "cervix". As you do!
You had to be there I guess. I've never seen so many people cry with laughter before (even at my expense).
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silver
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Posted - 2005/04/15 : 09:37:13
Hmmm ... high school stores... yes I went to high school... once in a study class (basically you sit there doing nothing for 40 mins while the teacher just sits and reads) a note was passed around the room ... you read it and pass it on... it said... if this particular person coughs move your desk and chair back about 5 cms (half a foot)...
So we did this for about 20 mins... by the time the teacher looked up from reading the entire class including all the desks and chair (and people sitting in them) were all jammed up against the back wall of the room... well funny.
it's all hardcore.
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1up
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Posted - 2005/04/15 : 10:26:43
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Originally posted by silver:
Hmmm ... high school stores... yes I went to high school... once in a study class (basically you sit there doing nothing for 40 mins while the teacher just sits and reads) a note was passed around the room ... you read it and pass it on... it said... if this particular person coughs move your desk and chair back about 5 cms (half a foot)...
So we did this for about 20 mins... by the time the teacher looked up from reading the entire class including all the desks and chair (and people sitting in them) were all jammed up against the back wall of the room... well funny.
it's all hardcore.
haaha thats really funny
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